a. Your reason for not staying in touch with family 
            is because they do not have e-mail. 
             
            b. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.   
            c. Your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn 
            so she can create a screen saver.   
            d. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see 
            if anyone is home.   
            e. Every commercial on television has a web site address at the bottom 
            of the screen.   
            f. You buy a computer and 3 months later it's out of date and sells 
            for half the price you paid.   
            g. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have 
            the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for 
            panic and you turn around to go get it.   
            h. Using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase 
            would be a hassle and take planning.   
            i. You just tried to enter your password on the microwave.   
            j. You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.   
            k. Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet.   
            l. Your idea of being organized is multiple-colored Post-it notes.  
             
            m. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person.  
             
            n. You get an extra phone line so you can get phone calls.   
            o. You disconnect from the Internet and get this awful feeling, as 
            if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.   
            p. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.  
             
            q. You wake up at 2 AM to go to the bathroom and check your E-mail 
            on your way back to bed.   
            r. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)   
            s. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.   
            t. Even worse; you know exactly who you are going to forward this 
            to! 
            
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